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My name is Beowulf Boaz Ben-Adam Al Durrani Brouwer-Berkhoven. I love the little quirks of humanity and the broken gears of machines.

thesylverlining:

"all reported statistics are inaccurate" - wrong, FOX News Georg, who reports from a cave and falsifies 10,000 facts on the air a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

romvnov:

"average author kills 3 characters per book" factoid actually just statistical error. average author kills 0 characters per book. Georg R.R. Martin, who lives in a cave and kills over 10,000 characters per book, is an outlier and should not have been counted

statechampionship:

bogleech:

HE NEEDS TO STAND ON CHURCH GROUNDS SOMEWHERE IN HEAVY RAIN AND JUST SCREAM AND SCREAM AS IT ALL MELTS OFF

Okay satan we get it you are an evil genius

ohmygodwhatever-etc:

my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.  

ohmygodwhatever-etc:

my parents eloped when my mother was 19 and this is a picture of her on their wedding night and it’s literally my favorite picture that exists of anyone, ever.  

kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion