My name is Beowulf Boaz Ben-Adam Al Durrani Brouwer-Berkhoven. I love the little quirks of humanity and the broken gears of machines.
"all reported statistics are inaccurate" - wrong, FOX News Georg, who reports from a cave and falsifies 10,000 facts on the air a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
"average author kills 3 characters per book" factoid actually just statistical error. average author kills 0 characters per book. Georg R.R. Martin, who lives in a cave and kills over 10,000 characters per book, is an outlier and should not have been counted
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion